The Furtive Rhombus Bids You Welcome

 This website comes with a mental health warning.

Welcome to my little corner of the vast Internet, where I have written and stolen all sorts of rubbish and formatted it poorly for presentation to the telephone-connection paying public. This is my tribute to all the utter dross on the web, which I am proud to count myself a part of. Although the Internet is a fabulous tool for education and learning, it's also a great place to put stuff you could never publish and just can't get the distribution for...

But I don't mean to scare you off.

What will probably scare you off most is all the damned tripod pop-ups (if you are unfortunate enough to be afflicted with them): I have no advice to give regarding them, except that closing them down when they appear seems to be the only solution. Or a script filter, which I don't have. But if you do, feel free to forward it me.


I would like to apologise for the fact that the site is not always up-to-date. This is due to the usual time-problems associated with general existence, and the costs of calls to said Internet. I apologise if any inconvenience is caused to anyone, but I doubt it simply because no one ever visits this site.

No, honest, I mean it.

Please note that this site is continually under construction and as a result things may go awry quite a bit. My apologies if this is the case.

Last Updated: 3th January 2005