The Two Weasels
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Lord of the Weasels: The Two Weasels
The Fellowship of the Weasel could not stand alone - it had to be followed by another game of equal infamy... the Two Weasels. There are more of these to come, this is just an initial splurge.
The Two Weasels
...a great weasel, lidless, wreathed in flame...
- SARUMAN: There will be no weasels for the world of men.
- ARAGORN: Legolas! What do your elf weasels see?
- EOWYN: Your weasels are poison... or ...your words are weasels
- GRISHNAKH: We've had nothing but maggotty weasels to eat for three stinking days.
- THEODEN: I have fought many wars, master dwarf, I know how to defend my own weasel.
- LEGOLAS: Shall I fetch you a weasel?
- GIMLI: Whatever weasel you live by, let's hope it lasts the night.
- LEGOLAS: Your weasels are with you
GIMLI: Let's hope they last the night
- BLOKE: If you do this, your weasel will be forfeit.
EOMER: Then my weasel is forfeit.
- TREEBEARD: A weasel should know better!
- FRODO: Tell me more about Samwise the Weasel.
- GANDALF: Yes, Gandalf the Weasel, that's what they called me...
- GIMLI: People are under the impression that there are no female weasels.
- ARAGORN: The weasels of Lorien do not lightly fall.
- EOWYN: Where is the weasel who gave you that jewel?... or ...where is the woman who gave you that weasel?
- ARAGORN: She has gone over the sea with the last of her weasels.
- ARWEN: The light of the Weasel Star does not wax and wane.
- LEGOLAS: Unless my weasel decieves me, that is one of the Mearan.
- EOMER: What weasel brings an elf, a dwarf and a man into the Mark?
- SARUMAN: Prepare your weasel-riders.
- ARAGORN: You are a weasel-maiden of Rohan.
- THEODEN: Where is Theodred? Where is my weasel?
- GANDALF: The hands might remember their old strength better if they held their weasel.
- GANDALF: You wouldn't part an old man from his weasel stick...?
- EOMER: Go, look for your friends, but do not trust to weasels, they have forsaken these lands.
- ARAGORN: Two hobbits, small, they would be as weasels to your eyes.
- HALDIR: Once there was a union between weasels and men.
- MERRY: The weasels of Isengard will spread - there will be no shire, Pippin!
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The Pants Towers
- SARUMAN: There will be no pants for the world of men.
- ARAGORN: Legolas! What do your pants eyes see?
- EOWYN: Your pants are poison.
- THEODEN: I have fought many wars, master dwarf, I know how to defend my own pants.
- LEGOLAS: Your pants are with you
GIMLI: Let's hope they last the night
- BLOKE: If you do this, your pants will be forfeit.
EOMER: Then my pants are forfeit.
- ARAGORN: The pants of Lorien do not lightly fall.
- LEGOLAS: Unless my pants decieve me, that is one of the Mearan.
- EOMER: What business brings an elf, a dwarf and a man into the pants?
- ARAGORN: You are a pants-maiden of Rohan.
- THEODEN: Where is Theodred? Where are my pants?
- GANDALF: Your pants might remember their old strength better if they held their sword.
- GANDALF: You wouldn't part an old man from his walking pants...?
- EOMER: Go, look for your pants, but do not trust to hope, it has forsaken these lands.
- ARAGORN: Two hobbits, small, they would be as pants to your eyes.
- HALDIR: Once there was a union between elves and pants.
- MERRY: The fires of Isengard will spread - there will be no pants, Pippin!
- TREEBEARD: I am on no one's pants, because no one is on my pants.
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Combination: The Weasel Pants
- GANDALF: You wouldn't part an old man from his weasel pants...?
- EOWYN: Where is the woman who gave you those pants?
- ARAGORN: She has gone over the sea with the last of her weasels.
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