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The following is a rough synopsis of some of the films I like, and why. There may be spoilers for some of them, although i've avoided revealing twists because that's just not fair.

Donnie Darko: A film that defies definition.
Fight Club: A man learns what matters in life.
The Lord of the Rings Trilogy: The fate of Middle Earth is placed in the hands of a few.
Moulin Rouge: A love story and a musical.
The Shawshank Redemption: An amazing adaptation of a good story, better than the book!
Shrek: An ogre goes on a quest to get his swamp back.
The Fifth Element: To save the world, the normal 4 elements must be mixed with the mysterious fifth element: Leeloo.
Tron: A computer program and his user battle to save the computer.
The Usual Suspects: Who is Kaiser Soze?


Donnie Darko

This is a film about a guy called Donnie. That's about all you can say without starting to get into debate territory. If you've seen it, you'll know why, but if you haven't then you'll just have to accept all my crypticness. Donnie is a little strange, and everyone is aware of this - he takes medication and sees a psychiatrist to try and help him. It's a love story, a science fiction story, a teen story - I think it's just a story: a perfect tale. I recommend it to anyone, whatever sorts of films they like, because it has something of everything in it.
And if you like a good brain-tangler you'll be talking about for days afterwards, this is the film for you! I really enjoyed it, although I began to think it was just strange in the middle, by the end I was really astounded by the complexity of it, which kind of came out of leftfield a bit.

[Donnie Darko] [Fight Club] [Lord of the Rings] [Moulin Rouge] [Shawshank Redemption] [Shrek] [Fifth Element] [Tron] [Usual Suspects]


Fight Club

This is a superb film, focussing on Ed Norton's character, who is stuck in something of a rut. Then he meets Tyler Durden (Brad Pitt) and he starts to view his life differently. It's not as straightforward a tale as my little synopsis suggests, but I wouldn't want to spoil it for anyone. It's very clever, very well acted and well directed. It looks outside the box. I enjoyed it, although I did see the first half about three times before I saw the second half, and I recommend it highly, as it's thought provoking and must be watched twice, to get all of it.

[Donnie Darko] [Fight Club] [Lord of the Rings] [Moulin Rouge] [Shawshank Redemption] [Shrek] [Fifth Element] [Tron] [Usual Suspects]


The Lord of the Rings Trilogy

If you have seen the rest of this website, then it won't be a surprise to you that this is here! I loved the books, and I think these film adaptations are fantastic. Yes, a lot was changed from the book, yes I disagreed with some of the casting choices but overall I don't think anyone could have done a better job. Grima Wormtongue is perfect, Gollum is very well done indeed, all the actors really fulfill their roles - I couldn't ask for more. Great sets, beautiful scenery, all that story without having to read every page...
My favourite character was always Aragorn, and Viggo truly does him justice. Viggo's very male-model handsome normally, but he manages to pull craggy off well. And Stuart Townsend was going to be a BAD choice - seen Queen of the Damned? Sean Bean's portrayal of Boromir actually made me like Boromir; I detested him in the book. It was about time he had a sympathetic turn, and I cried when he died rather than feeling vindicated. The removal of the Crickhollow-Fatty Bolger bit at the beginning is perfectly understandable, it always was a bit long and overinvolved, and they included a lot of the material elsewhere. The removal of Tom Bombadil was also wise, as he didn't serve much purpose except to make the reader understand that not everyone would be corrupted by the Ring. Shame about Glorfindel, but it seems that no one really liked him. It was a shame that Arwen didn't get to frighten the Wraiths off like he did, though. And a big shame she did Frodo's defining moment for him.
I also didn't like Agent Smith as Elrond - he frowns too much and I don't get the impression of Elrond's earth-shattering wisdom, more his deep-seated anger and frustration. Too much eyebrowage I say! He is especially bad in the Two Towers. I'm not convinced by Liv as Arwen either, not because of her acting but because of the decision to do constant close-ups of her. It takes something away from her. Her hair, mostly. There is also the unfortunate matter of Haldir, whom my friends all call Big Gay Elf.
The Return of the King did have too many endings, although all understandable, but it's major diversion from the story that bothered me was the death of Saruman... artistic license went a little mad at that point, although it followed the gist of the book, the film was more comical and gruesome. The Mouth of Sauron was ace though!
So see Lord of the Rings, I say, because it's a good tale from a good set of books and because it's the best fantasy portrayal I've ever seen (and if you don't believe me watch Dungeons and Dragons and the Sword and the Sorcerer).

[Donnie Darko] [Fight Club] [Lord of the Rings] [Moulin Rouge] [Shawshank Redemption] [Shrek] [Fifth Element] [Tron] [Usual Suspects]


Moulin Rouge

The Moulin Rouge is an infamous brothel-cum-dancehall in Paris, and the star of the show is the Sparkling Diamond (Nicole Kidman). Ewan McGregor's character falls in love with her, but a Duke has also fallen for her, and has a financial hold over the Moulin Rouge, and therefore over her. It's a love story, and a musical, but the unique thing about it is that the vast majority of the songs are pop songs that already exist. It makes for a nice change because you already know the words and the tune - and who thought Ewan could sing so well?
I love this film, probably because I like songs, but also because it's well directed and acted - the dances are great, although the beginning is very trippy in many ways. The backdrop of the Bohemian Revolution, the two-second cameo by Kylie Minogue, and the fantastic scene where they improvise the plot to a play they haven't written yet all make for a very funny film that's also a real tear-jerker. Funktime even liked it, and he doesn't like 'evil woman' (aka Nicole Kidman) at all.

[Donnie Darko] [Fight Club] [Lord of the Rings] [Moulin Rouge] [Shawshank Redemption] [Shrek] [Fifth Element] [Tron] [Usual Suspects]


The Shawshank Redemption

Now this must be the most underrated movie of all time. It's beautiful. It is set initially in the 1940s, and Tim Robbins plays Andy Dufresne, a banker who is sent to Shawshank prison for killing his wife. The story is narrated by REd (Morgan Freeman), whose voice over is absolutely perfect for the role; slow and warm, understanding and hardy. The film covers Andy's experiences in Shawshank prison over a twenty year period, and is so well put together it's hard to see the seams. Based on the Stephen King story Rita Hayworth and the Shawshank Redemption, the screenwriter actually took the story and put it into chronological order, then trimmed and tucked it, to make something that is definitely superior to the original.
I could talk about how good this film is for hours. It's not an action film, or a chic flick; it's a good old-fashioned story from start to finish, covering the trials and tribulations of two men struggling to live in a place where they are meant to be forgotten. It also has some of the best quotes in the world and my favourite one by far is:
"You've got to get busy living, or get busy dying."

[Donnie Darko] [Fight Club] [Lord of the Rings] [Moulin Rouge] [Shawshank Redemption] [Shrek] [Fifth Element] [Tron] [Usual Suspects]


Shrek

Shrek is a big ugly ogre. He lives in a swamp. One day Lord Farquad decides to evict all the Fairytale creatures in the land in order to make Dulac the most wonderful place there is to live. He dumps them all in the swamp. Shrek isn't happy, so he unwillinly teams up with a talking donkey called Donkey in order to get his swamp back. This takes him a little further afield than he originally intended...
I love this film because it's so funny, and it has a great soundtrack. Normally I really don't like Eddie Murphy, but in Shrek he plays Donkey who is by far my favourite character, while Mike Myers is superb as the almost-Scottish Shrek. This is my favourite animated feature, which isn't saying much because I don't really like animation, but this one far outstrips the others. By a mile.

[Donnie Darko] [Fight Club] [Lord of the Rings] [Moulin Rouge] [Shawshank Redemption] [Shrek] [Fifth Element] [Tron] [Usual Suspects]


The Fifth Element

Corbin Dallas is a taxi driver, and a very reckless taxi driver at that. However, one day a girl drops into his cab... starting to sound like a romance, right? Well, it's not. It's got romance in it, but it's actually about saving thwe world. It's a futuristic Earth, very Bladerunner, but people are unaware that a terrible big black sphere is coming to wipe everyone out. The only thing that can save them is combining the four primary elements - fire, air, earth and water - with the fifth element. But no one really knows what that is. The knowledge is held by a priest called Cornelius (Ian Holm), but he's a bit bumbling and not too sure of what he's doing. So it's up to Corbin to retrieve the 4 elements and bring them together with the fifth element in a specific temple in the desert in time to stop the big black sphere killing everyone.
This film is cool. Everything about it is cool. Personally I think it's cooler than the Matrix, but I suspect I'm alone in that one. I'm also a fan of Milla Jovovic and Luc Besson (although not necessarily together). Shame about Chris Tucker, but he did make everyone else look good. Milla really was the star of the show though, and gorgeous to boot.

[Donnie Darko] [Fight Club] [Lord of the Rings] [Moulin Rouge] [Shawshank Redemption] [Shrek] [Fifth Element] [Tron] [Usual Suspects]


Tron

I first watched Tron when I was in my early teens, and I loved it. I've watched it since and really, it's not that great, but there is something about it... maybe it's Bruce Boxleitner's dashing smile, maybe the Takeshi's Castle-style challenges, maybe the just the bikes, but whatever it is, it's got it. It is a little technologically dated, and everyone wears these cycling outfits with optic fibre wrapped round it, and it's inherently about a computer program, which doesn't have any right to be interesting at all. But it is.
It's probably worth seeing if you like Babylon 5, because Londo and Sheridan are in it, much younger. It's also worth seeing because it was the first film to have computer-generated graphics in it. It's also got a Honey, I Shrunk the Kids-style ray in it that puts Jeff Bridges into the computer in the first place. IT's a classy film and no mistaking.

[Donnie Darko] [Fight Club] [Lord of the Rings] [Moulin Rouge] [Shawshank Redemption] [Shrek] [Fifth Element] [Tron] [Usual Suspects]


The Usual Suspects

I am always surprised when people haven't seen the Usual Suspects because it's such a god movie. From beginning to end, it's simply perfect. All the acting, scripting, directing - everything - PERFECT. For those who haven't seen it, there is a massacre on a boat, and the only survivor is a guy called Verbal Kint, a known crook. The police bring him in and ask him what happened, what the events were that led up to the massacre. But it seems that there are other shinanegans afoot, and eventually it seems that matters may have been manipulated by a mysterious background criminal overlord known only as Kaiser Soze. So the question is: Who is Kaiser Soze?
Word fail me when I try to explain what I like about this film. It's a watch-twice flick for a start, and Kevin Spacey holds the screen fantastically as Verbal. You don't know where to look or what to think. Simply put, I never tire of this film.

[Donnie Darko] [Fight Club] [Lord of the Rings] [Moulin Rouge] [Shawshank Redemption] [Shrek] [Fifth Element] [Tron] [Usual Suspects]


More films will be posted up soon. If you have any comments to make or would like your own review of a film posted up, please feel free to email me at dracoliche@hotmail.com

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